tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post116000286940492525..comments2024-02-10T08:53:28.209+00:00Comments on Tired Dad: Entirely Innocent People Part 2Tired Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160620242452666182006-10-12T03:30:00.000+01:002006-10-12T03:30:00.000+01:00What are they called? That the police use? Stinger...What are they called? That the police use? Stingers?<BR/><BR/>That would be good.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160577570991972162006-10-11T15:39:00.000+01:002006-10-11T15:39:00.000+01:00Slash the tyres. No point slashing the throat they...Slash the tyres. No point slashing the throat they've not long anyroad.FOUR DINNERShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15675014976854343039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160250857792121602006-10-07T20:54:00.000+01:002006-10-07T20:54:00.000+01:00A: Yes, I'd forgotten about the supposedly complet...A: Yes, I'd forgotten about the supposedly completly able examples of humanity whith so little sense of their surroundings or even any basic concept that OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT BE TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE THIS CENTURY you often wonder how they live through the day. And begin imagining amusing scenarious in which they do not.<BR/><BR/>Overnight. Fuck me. I had to look that up. Jesus, people say I have problems. VERY WELL DONE.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160224010998460092006-10-07T13:26:00.000+01:002006-10-07T13:26:00.000+01:00Vehicle-activated IED.I'm using the infra-red sens...Vehicle-activated IED.<BR/><BR/>I'm using the infra-red sensor off an electric garage door for the trigger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160183176696624932006-10-07T02:06:00.000+01:002006-10-07T02:06:00.000+01:00Why the fuck do you let them off so easy? They com...Why the fuck do you let them off so easy? They come scooting down the sidewalk like goddam Michael Schumacher, and they'll sure as hell beep at you if you get in <I>their</I> way. Look, I understand the frustration of having difficulty getting around, because my wife's in a wheelchair. But when I take her to the store or the movies or whatever I try to make sure we're taking no more than our share of the pavement. On the other hand, there's equally people walking around on their two excellent legs who make it impossible for the rest of the world to pass, and they're just as bad. And I'm such a sweetheart I <I>hardly ever</I> run into them with the wheelchair -- well, only after saying "Excuse me" twice and getting no response. Screw them all. My wife won't say a word, except to complain about the ambulatory assholes who take up the wheelchair parking spots (I can't get her out of the car without enough space on the side).<BR/><BR/>The only reason I don't carry a crowbar around with me is because I'm afraid I would use it.amphimacerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09414783914693572486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160095311167040702006-10-06T01:41:00.000+01:002006-10-06T01:41:00.000+01:00MM: Never mind asking obscure questions regarding ...MM: Never mind asking obscure questions regarding the Dry-Cleaning run that has not existed since 1986 when all you want is twenty fags and the three husks of humanity in front of you brandishing their lottery tickets (ask yourself people, do you even LOOK like a winner?)to cease to exist. FUCK ME.<BR/><BR/>Anon: I'll keep them peeled.<BR/><BR/>Amanda: Encourage them to ask the questions. Keep a small prize handy for the forst one who admits 'actually, I am idle. And being old I think I shall take full advantage.'<BR/><BR/>Marketing: A very weak pun I thought, but thanks. Who are you? Do not be so quick to jump on the monkey nom-de-plume bandwagon. They are real people and will GET YOU if you are not a blood relative.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160038448916219802006-10-05T09:54:00.000+01:002006-10-05T09:54:00.000+01:00Oldsmobile - top punningOldsmobile - top punningAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160033340601722032006-10-05T08:29:00.000+01:002006-10-05T08:29:00.000+01:00Speaking as the proud owner of an FCC, I have to s...Speaking as the proud owner of an FCC, I have to say that I agree with your observations. However, when I tell her of your diatribe, you are a dead (or at the very least 'run over') man.<BR/><BR/>Keep looking behind you :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1160031261966298412006-10-05T07:54:00.000+01:002006-10-05T07:54:00.000+01:00You've done it again, haven't you? Absolutely bloo...You've done it again, haven't you? Absolutely bloody wonderful. Could you bear to go to the supermarket and see them in non-action, blocking the aisles with their trollies? They'll be laboriously counting out the exact money in change next, rather than just handing over a fiver.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com