tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post116216222919450744..comments2024-02-10T08:53:28.209+00:00Comments on Tired Dad: Work. Scary Man. Weird. But Sort of Not. Children.Tired Dadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1164149608586457722006-11-21T22:53:00.000+00:002006-11-21T22:53:00.000+00:00he's signed up with agent provocateur in the hope ...he's signed up with agent provocateur in the hope of seeing kate moss taking her kit off - sighmad muthashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00320873044454083098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1163113878881020642006-11-09T23:11:00.000+00:002006-11-09T23:11:00.000+00:00'why do i need to know about that? i'm 10. i've go...'why do i need to know about that? i'm 10. i've got to go to high school and then college and then university and then get married first.'<BR/><BR/>THAT DID NOT HAPPEN. Prove it and I will still not believe it.<BR/><BR/>12. Yes. I buy that. He probably has children of his own.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162990471978336592006-11-08T12:54:00.000+00:002006-11-08T12:54:00.000+00:00whe my son was 10 they had a bit of sex ed at scho...whe my son was 10 they had a bit of sex ed at school (no doubt they call it something like PTFE now) and he said, in a very outraged way, 'why do i need to know about that? i'm 10. i've got to go to high school and then college and then university and then get married first.'<BR/>now he's 12 - and it's aaaaaall different.mad muthashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00320873044454083098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162669909196471252006-11-04T19:51:00.000+00:002006-11-04T19:51:00.000+00:00Looby: Where has your blog gone? The same place as...Looby: Where has your blog gone? The same place as your sense of humour, clearly.<BR/><BR/>Andrew: Welcome. Ah. Very good. Similar (sort of. Not really actually) conversation over five years ago:<BR/><BR/>In The Pub. Present: Me, Girlfriend (to eventually become Tired Mam), Girlfriend's Dad and brother.<BR/><BR/>GD: [Jovial] What's this in aid of then? Not often you ask us all out together.<BR/><BR/>Then Girlfriend fidgets a bit.<BR/><BR/>GD: [Still very jovial] Me and your brother reckon you've got an announcement to make. Ha-ha. Either you two have decided to get married after ONLY A FEW MONTHS or you're UP THE CLOUT! Hahahahahaha!<BR/><BR/>Silence.<BR/><BR/>Then Girlfriend looks at me.<BR/><BR/>Me: Erm. Well. We've no plans for marriage just now.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162661797529355102006-11-04T17:36:00.000+00:002006-11-04T17:36:00.000+00:00After a getting few jibes from her in the pub I sa...After a getting few jibes from her in the pub I said jokingly to my younger daughter, "Well, at least you're not pregnant and Tom isn't gay so I must have done something right as a father."<BR/>This statement was followed by a long silence.<BR/>It turned out, about a year later when she finally got round to telling me, she was gay. Not that I minded.<BR/><BR/>At least Tom wasn't pregnant.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162526389381395052006-11-03T03:59:00.000+00:002006-11-03T03:59:00.000+00:00Will: I hadn't thought of that. You're right. He h...Will: I hadn't thought of that. You're right. He has shown weakness. Shit.<BR/><BR/>Amanda: I KNOW.<BR/><BR/>Lee: Steady on.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162511855459379782006-11-02T23:57:00.000+00:002006-11-02T23:57:00.000+00:00Careful there Tired, with all that bonding, your p...Careful there Tired, with all that bonding, your penis might just slip right into him.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14915252268400469774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162461086781946252006-11-02T09:51:00.000+00:002006-11-02T09:51:00.000+00:00Despite the bonding, I'm still slightly scared of ...Despite the bonding, I'm still slightly scared of SSG. And now you have something on him, he might feel the need to redress the balance by driving the cartilage of your nose into your brain with the heel of his palm.Willhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04599797330707489860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162420638821544842006-11-01T22:37:00.000+00:002006-11-01T22:37:00.000+00:00Clarissa: Welcome. Or is it welcome Back? So diffi...Clarissa: Welcome. Or is it welcome Back? So difficult to tell in the 'on the line' world.<BR/><BR/>PP: Welcome back. (I am sure of this one.) You are quite right. And speaking for all grown men with young daughters I am saddened to report that after many years of dealing with it from actual grown women, we are putty in the hands of a daughter under the age of ten. Or a daughter of any age. Pah.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162419588940298062006-11-01T22:19:00.000+00:002006-11-01T22:19:00.000+00:00girls are right at the front of that fucking queue...girls are right at the front of that fucking queue when they are handing out manipulation and blackmail skills ...its all part and parcel of the sugar and spice and all things nice ...rough with the smooth and all that ...pocketpunkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06907797002696540303noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162413286017051832006-11-01T20:34:00.000+00:002006-11-01T20:34:00.000+00:00Ahhhhhh.That's all.Ahhhhhh.<BR/><BR/>That's all.Clarissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03310970914797007509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162349002919803122006-11-01T02:43:00.000+00:002006-11-01T02:43:00.000+00:00Frenchie: Jesus NO!Dinners: My daughter is not all...Frenchie: Jesus NO!<BR/><BR/>Dinners: My daughter is not allowed to entertain gentleman until she is at least 32. And my 'entertain' I mean pulling funny faces and that.<BR/><BR/>RD: Hark at Mr.World Weary. First time I had seen it come from an ex-professional killer was my point. Although I get your point. It is the most tiresome conversation in the world to overhear most times.<BR/><BR/>C: 21? REALLY? Even in The Americas? I thought it was some sort of law that you all had your virginity surgically removed at birth so as not to offend God by having to do it manually or something.<BR/><BR/>And, em, Liza Minelli and that. Lets not be silly.<BR/><BR/>ldbug: I wouldn't say bond. Just acquired sensible reasons for avoiding each other as oppossed to the previous quite irrational ones.<BR/><BR/>Olives: My thanks.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162252006004931242006-10-30T23:46:00.000+00:002006-10-30T23:46:00.000+00:00great conversation you put on record here! It shou...great conversation you put on record here! It should be used in any and all parent training classes, should they exist.Pickled Oliveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01327480619332102067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162249365411576182006-10-30T23:02:00.000+00:002006-10-30T23:02:00.000+00:00Aw, you guys bonded;-)Aw, you guys bonded;-)ldbughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02145625279209507437noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162233521039340432006-10-30T18:38:00.000+00:002006-10-30T18:38:00.000+00:00And..( since i'm on the pulpit)Even if your son we...And..( since i'm on the pulpit)<BR/><BR/>Even if your son were a Big ol' Liza Minelli looking drag queen..<BR/>You'd love him and accept him..<BR/>He's still your childCynniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05796562985485272298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162233374711305652006-10-30T18:36:00.000+00:002006-10-30T18:36:00.000+00:00My daughter is 21 and still a virgin..Her father h...My daughter is 21 and still a virgin..<BR/>Her father has put so much guilt in her wee little mind that she's scared to have sex.<BR/><BR/>Last time she was here I encouraged her to have wild hot sex.<BR/><BR/>Not really encouraged..I demanded!!<BR/><BR/>You men are crazy ..Cynniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05796562985485272298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162228548300729692006-10-30T17:15:00.000+00:002006-10-30T17:15:00.000+00:00See it on a daily basis. It just gets annoying aft...See it on a daily basis. It just gets annoying after a bitAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162225217826147132006-10-30T16:20:00.000+00:002006-10-30T16:20:00.000+00:00sex does not exist for children. I have advised my...sex does not exist for children. I have advised my daughter of this and she assures me it is true. I am a happy idiot. My daughter will one day be a 93 year old virgin. I need another drink.FOUR DINNERShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15675014976854343039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162189879178358642006-10-30T06:31:00.000+00:002006-10-30T06:31:00.000+00:00With a partner of the same sex.....With a partner of the same sex.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162167875914163862006-10-30T00:24:00.000+00:002006-10-30T00:24:00.000+00:00Aaaargh. Stop.Aaaargh. Stop.Tired Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01463536844672270826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24860222.post-1162166212796637832006-10-29T23:56:00.000+00:002006-10-29T23:56:00.000+00:00Only thought worse than your parents having sex:Yo...Only thought worse than your parents having sex:<BR/><BR/>Your children having sex.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com