It's No Good.
I have been faced with an impossible decision, but have gone with it anyway. It was far too good to languish in the comments of the post below this one.
I was going to draw a line under recent silliness, anxious not to appear like some John Hinckley-type. But anyone who reads it will instantly know that the level of imagination and wit is far beyond anything I am capable of.
Nobody can be offended by it. Anyone who has attempted to put what is in their head into words can only admire it.
Mr. Mystery - please get in touch. I'd like to say hello. Click on the-email thingy if you're terribly shy.