The extent of the damage I seem to have inflicted makes one wonder at the power of super-Ceefax. Honestly, they're just words and pictures. If someone wants to send hugely insulting mesages to Tired Dad, I'd be pleased. I am not Tired Dad. Tired Dad is some words.
Language is the medium by which we communicate. Language is also what guarantees that we will always be distant from one another.
Next: A story about wanking.