It Doesn't Work.
It does not work.
It took me fifteen minutes to do this much.
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"[Tired Dad is] not a half-bad writer" - Paul Rose. "Tired Dad can get to fuck" - Alistair Coleman. "You must be thinking of yourself mate" - Richard Herring, in the world's weakest come-back ever.