Saturday, June 24, 2006

Woman Repellent

I'm used to it in real life, but when you manage to make perfectly pleasant sounding women disappear without even trying on the internet, then it's time to take a long hard look at yourself.

Which reminds me.

Perhaps three years ago. Me and Tired Mam were in another part of the country. Another time. Things were terribly bad. For a number of reasons. Fuck off, this isn't that sort of blog.

Silence for about fifteen minutes. We are watching the news. And then.

TM: Do you think that one day you'll just lose it and kill everyone?

She wasn't joking either.

Now THAT is a 'long hard look at yourself' moment.

Everything is ace now. So don't worry.

Anyway (HONESTLY, THAT DID HAPPEN! SHE REALLY SAID THAT!) not only does Miss Fluffy Up On High vanish after leaving a few pleasant messages here (comments, whatever) but the equally-pleasant-although-a-bit-odd-but-in-a-good-way Miss Sleepy has now gone all a bit daytime TV Channel 4 Without a Trace.

Sleepy, please drop a line and let me know if you've gone anywhere, or just gone. Email type-thing if you're in secret.

I do not want to be an internet Jack the Ripper.


Blogger * (asterisk) said...

Funny how people just stop droppi

2:25 pm  
Blogger Datingmonkey said...

You mustn't take these things so personally, dear boy.

They might be on holiday, or something. I was. I mean I don't think you're referring to me, but somehow I am aghast at the thought of you worrying that people don't leave comments anymore. If I worried about that I'd have cut my small furry monkey hands off months ago.

Yours ever

DM x

11:02 pm  
Blogger Cynnie said...

Dear Internet Jack..
I'm fearless

1:46 am  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

*: Funny.

DM: No, it isn't you. And these aren't just holidays. ENTIRE BLOGS HAVE VANISHED after being in contact with me.

If you're interested. Which you won't be because they're not there anymore. Just odd, that's all.

And rest assured, I could not care one jot if anyone commented or not. This isn't *that* sort of enterprise, and that is not why I do this.

C: You have been warned, but I admire your courage. If you wake up tomorrow and find that you do not exist anymore, don't blame me.

11:35 pm  
Blogger Cynnie said...

darling internet jack,,
I OFTEN wake up and find that I dont exist anymore..
But I always manage to find myself..
I'm a fucking cockroach.. favourite line from any movie..
"├┐ou cant kill me motherfucker"

2:24 am  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Fuck. I've got a fucking Masters in Film (sort of) and don't know this. Tell me the source. You know I have insomnia. Don't piss me about.

2:32 am  
Anonymous sleepy said...

i had to delete my blog cause a mate let me know the url was going round work... and I'm quite badly behaved at times so didn't want anonymous people i work with knowing too much about me... checking the stats some of them read it for hours and hours. eek.

anyways I've started afresh in pastures new now. no incriminating archives, just fresh badness :)

nice to know someone missed me x

11:19 am  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Welcome back.

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