But not the whole truth I reckon.
Just wait until I tell you what I actually think.
I'll really spell-out for you what subtle dis-information you've been fed, you poor cows.
Because you can't actually think for yourselves can you? Oh no.
You take-in every word the papers and ITN News feed you and go 'I am now totally informed. I now know exactly what is happening' and go to bed without question.
You are so foolish.
I shall write a blog about how everything in the media is not entirely gospel. That will open your cow-eyes. About how everything is not as clear as it could be.
That will sort you out, you innocent fools.
I am ace me. I read broadsheet-newspapers.
It's not all as it seems.
Read my blog. About current affairs and the news and that.
You couldn't possibly watch the news and read the papers, and then form your own real opinions could you?
Oh no, let me do it.
Without the internet?
You've actually got your own brain??
Oh no. Listen to me. I will tell you exactly what to think