Do I Even Have a Bed Anymore?
MMR my arse. It can't be that bad. Give him Calpol and new bottle and all is quiet. For 15 minutes.
Tiny footsteps on stairs.
'Need a wee.'
Supervise, then carry her back to bed. Half-way downstairs:
'Firty'
Avail myself of drink in favourite cup, then back upstairs.
Downstairs again. Begin turning things off.
Tiny footsteps.
'Wanna cuddle.'
Still-asleep angel-face. Eyes all scrunched against the light. Hair like something you could happily drown in after being released from its day-long bunches prior to bed.
I cannot be cross.
I shall be in a foul mood tomorrow.
On the upside, I notice the Pint-Glass of Doom has vanished from the bathroom as mysteriously as it arrived. My mind was bloody racing about that one. Thoughts of child-psychologists or getting the missus sectioned. I feel a weight has been lifted.
Goodnight.
Tiny footsteps on stairs.
'Need a wee.'
Supervise, then carry her back to bed. Half-way downstairs:
'Firty'
Avail myself of drink in favourite cup, then back upstairs.
Downstairs again. Begin turning things off.
Tiny footsteps.
'Wanna cuddle.'
Still-asleep angel-face. Eyes all scrunched against the light. Hair like something you could happily drown in after being released from its day-long bunches prior to bed.
I cannot be cross.
I shall be in a foul mood tomorrow.
On the upside, I notice the Pint-Glass of Doom has vanished from the bathroom as mysteriously as it arrived. My mind was bloody racing about that one. Thoughts of child-psychologists or getting the missus sectioned. I feel a weight has been lifted.
Goodnight.
posted by Tired Dad at
1:41 am
4 Comments:
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Alright, insults I welcome, so long as they're good. But I've no room for sarcy piss-takers. Go on, all two (one obviously) of you, fuck off.
Or think of something funny/soul-crushingly offensive and come back.
Bed-wetters(wetter).
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