Firestarter.
I am at work.
Having a cigarette with a man I have known for one week. And have instantly liked. This is not an everyday experience for me.
Instantly Likeable Man examines his cigarette.
ILM: You know, you can accidentally start a fire without even thinking about it.
Me: Mmmm.
ILM: I mean. If I were to pop into the kitchen leaving a lit cigarette in the sitting-room, the house would instantly burst into flames.
Me: Mmmmm.
ILM: Now. On the other hand. If you want to intentionally start a fire …..
Me: Mmmmmm.
ILM: It takes bloody HOURS.
Me: Mmmmmm.
Having a cigarette with a man I have known for one week. And have instantly liked. This is not an everyday experience for me.
Instantly Likeable Man examines his cigarette.
ILM: You know, you can accidentally start a fire without even thinking about it.
Me: Mmmm.
ILM: I mean. If I were to pop into the kitchen leaving a lit cigarette in the sitting-room, the house would instantly burst into flames.
Me: Mmmmm.
ILM: Now. On the other hand. If you want to intentionally start a fire …..
Me: Mmmmmm.
ILM: It takes bloody HOURS.
Me: Mmmmmm.
posted by Tired Dad at
2:55 am
19 Comments:
D: Fucking Brilliant!!! We're all going to RICH!!!
Cunt.
Instantly Likeable Pyromaniac may be more suitable in light of this conversation.
Good to see you posting again.
send him round here. I want the insurance.
Oh. It's you. Back, I see. Good. Very good.
He sounds lovely. Why don't you try that cuddle move with him? It might work this time.
he wasn't round at your place the other night, doing a spot of cooking, was he?
Sounds like love.
M_G: I think he was a camping enthusiast. And thanks.
DP: Won't I do? It really WOULD be accidental.
NWM: Hi. Only 'sort of' I'm afraid. Due to home ISP grief I have time to post but that's about all.
PO: Now look here......
MM: Hardy har. I SHAN'T watch you on the tele-vision if this continues.
L: Alright. Christ. Look. I just said he was a likeable guy.
God. You write a blog full of unrest and ill-feeling and the minute you say that someone is sort-of O.K. you're accused of being a BENDER.
I'm not by the way. Gay that is.
I'm not over-reacting am I?
I always suspected you were a great judge of character.
I bloody am an all.
TD: Heheh, I see now. So context really IS all.
No, no, no....it's okay. Over-reacting is definitely NOT a sign. ;)
So pyromaniacs are instantly likeable? Must find me some.
I tried to leave a lit ciggie in my car that's not working. then I remembered that I only have liability insurance and that I told blogland that I quit, so nevermind.
2.55am? Pull the other one.
i dunno i never hava problem startin fires at all..........
n theres nothin wrong wi bn bent either >:o(
M_G: Eh?
Lee: Thank goodness. Now, where did I put that Scissor Sisters album?
Clarissa: He wasn't really a pyro- oh never mind.
Jali: And you have now told the world of intent to commit insurance fraud.
M_G: You know.
Pup: I know there's not. I am Being Funny. Not very funny, I admit.
TD: Oh, it was just an 'amusing' riposte to a comment you left on my blog. Funny how explaining these things robs them of any potency. Well, not that funny.
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