Saturday, January 23, 2010

Boredom / Work.

Friday afternoons are terrible - industry grinds to a halt as anyone with any money, power or decision-making ability are on a fucking golf-course somewhere.

Blonde Colleague usually takes the afternoon off when she can. She doesn't cope with inactivity very well.

Blonde Colleague: Tired?

Me: What?

BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet paper?

Me: ....What?

BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet roll? It'll be really funny. You'll look like a mummy.

Me: ....Erm. No.

BC: [throwing a biro in frustration] Well it'd be better than looking like someone out of Schindler's fucking List!

She folds her arms and glares out the window for a minute.

BC: Thug? Thug!

Thug Colleague: What man?

BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet roll?

TG: Fuck off will ye.

BC: Ah maaan you'll all rubbish you like.

I look at my watch. I've got three more hours of this.

7 Comments:

Blogger Ellie said...

Brilliant idea. I'm sure there will be guys in my office who will let me wrap their heads in toilet paper. I've never been so excited for a Monday morning!

9:44 pm  
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9:44 pm  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Good luck with that.

10:17 pm  
Blogger Four Dinners said...

On the other hand become a mass murderer.

Well at least a double murderer.

You will be helping the world.

1:01 am  
Blogger Debster said...

Noooo - what would you blog about if you murdered them both?

12:13 pm  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

FD: A bit extreme I think.

Debs: Indeed.

7:55 pm  

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