Boredom / Work.
Friday afternoons are terrible - industry grinds to a halt as anyone with any money, power or decision-making ability are on a fucking golf-course somewhere.
Blonde Colleague usually takes the afternoon off when she can. She doesn't cope with inactivity very well.
Blonde Colleague: Tired?
Me: What?
BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet paper?
Me: ....What?
BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet roll? It'll be really funny. You'll look like a mummy.
Me: ....Erm. No.
BC: [throwing a biro in frustration] Well it'd be better than looking like someone out of Schindler's fucking List!
She folds her arms and glares out the window for a minute.
BC: Thug? Thug!
Thug Colleague: What man?
BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet roll?
TG: Fuck off will ye.
BC: Ah maaan you'll all rubbish you like.
I look at my watch. I've got three more hours of this.
Blonde Colleague usually takes the afternoon off when she can. She doesn't cope with inactivity very well.
Blonde Colleague: Tired?
Me: What?
BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet paper?
Me: ....What?
BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet roll? It'll be really funny. You'll look like a mummy.
Me: ....Erm. No.
BC: [throwing a biro in frustration] Well it'd be better than looking like someone out of Schindler's fucking List!
She folds her arms and glares out the window for a minute.
BC: Thug? Thug!
Thug Colleague: What man?
BC: Can I wrap your head in toilet roll?
TG: Fuck off will ye.
BC: Ah maaan you'll all rubbish you like.
I look at my watch. I've got three more hours of this.
posted by Tired Dad at
9:56 pm
7 Comments:
Brilliant idea. I'm sure there will be guys in my office who will let me wrap their heads in toilet paper. I've never been so excited for a Monday morning!
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Good luck with that.
On the other hand become a mass murderer.
Well at least a double murderer.
You will be helping the world.
Noooo - what would you blog about if you murdered them both?
FD: A bit extreme I think.
Debs: Indeed.
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