21. Again.
Who'd have thought such a small question would turn out to be so interesting?
The average person - based on my hyper-scientific survey that will never trouble Ben Goldacre because it is fucking bullet-proof - has moved house on one occasion for every 2.41 years of their life.
I on the other hand have moved once for every - roughly - 1.5 years of my life. Making me intrinsically more interesting than the bulk of the population. Result.
Not quite sure what to do with this information. It will involve a new blog. And some of the comments in the last post demand a fuller story.
And there's something I'm trying to figure out for myself.
There seem to be lot of stories to be told least of all my own. Don't really know how it'll work. So I shall think for a bit.
In the meantime look below for a story about me being out-witted by a six-year old girl.
The average person - based on my hyper-scientific survey that will never trouble Ben Goldacre because it is fucking bullet-proof - has moved house on one occasion for every 2.41 years of their life.
I on the other hand have moved once for every - roughly - 1.5 years of my life. Making me intrinsically more interesting than the bulk of the population. Result.
Not quite sure what to do with this information. It will involve a new blog. And some of the comments in the last post demand a fuller story.
And there's something I'm trying to figure out for myself.
There seem to be lot of stories to be told least of all my own. Don't really know how it'll work. So I shall think for a bit.
In the meantime look below for a story about me being out-witted by a six-year old girl.
posted by Tired Dad at
9:25 pm
6 Comments:
Maybe your clever and insightful readers could vote for the stories they'd like to know? But not like your election voting because frankly that was confusing.
22 leaving out a couple for reasons of brevity in 44 years so 1 every 2 years, some overseas though so a bit more interesting. Must be time for a move!
I am gay!
Em: It's an idea. I was thinking along the lines of some sort of 'submit' form whilst I whittered-on with my own recollections but the very thought of the coding fills me with dread. I've not had the strength to change this template in four years for fucks sake.
diyperson: Welcome. Please don't be offended if I refrain from updating my very scientific average - my head is throbbing and numbers aren't my strong suit - but thank you. And if you are where you want to be, I doubt you should be moving.
You could give it a go. You managed to work the maths out which was impressive. For all I know you could have made it up - that's how wired my brain is to numbers. And if it all turns to custard you could ring the help desk...
Psst, you know he's there right? I'm taking the mature approach and ignoring him.
I eat pussy really! i prefer it when they are hairy :-)
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