Saturday, June 26, 2010

I Read The Guardian So You Don't Have To #1

From the readers' problems page of the Weekend magazine:

"We've just returned from Marrakech with a lovely red leather pouffe. Unfortunately, a strong camel smell emanates from it. How can we get rid of it?"

No comment need be made on my part.


Anonymous Em said...

I hate it when a camel sits on my pouffe.

3:45 am  
Anonymous Em said...

I also hate it when there's no pussy to eat.

9:16 am  
Blogger punxxi said...

The camel wasn't housebroken then, I take it?

9:21 pm  
Blogger Carnalis said...


9:35 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could always chuck it out the window, but then it might get the hump...

12:33 am  
Blogger Alison Cross said...

*folds arms, sits back* cannot think of a single thing to say after that story.

Ali x

11:43 am  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Alison: You've diplayed the only sane reaction to the sort of nonsense that occasionally crops up within the publication in question.

8:52 pm  
Blogger churchaholic said...

I'm a sad twat who spent the best part of the day reading your blog from start to date - thank you for giving me some hearty, belly sourced laughs. One questions though: Is Scaryduck a] wishing you bedroom success, b] offering misspelt fashion advice or c] asking you, in Northernese, to leave the room?

8:58 pm  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Hello. Thanks I suppose. And it was the latter.

2:49 pm  
Anonymous Dave said...

I am gay!

4:44 pm  
Blogger Debster said...

They could always give it to me - after the cats have finished with it, it wont smell of camel ...

12:57 am  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Debs: You've lost me.

12:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and btw. It's ALWAYS

should have


should of.

Present perfect tense.


10:49 am  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Anon whoever you are. You're quite right. And again I can't be arsed to correct it. But thanks.

9:44 pm  
Blogger Four Dinners said...

I will be honoured if I am approved.

Approval? Get a life!...Preferably not mine I quite like it lately.

10:49 pm  

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