I Read The Guardian So You Don't Have To #1
"We've just returned from Marrakech with a lovely red leather pouffe. Unfortunately, a strong camel smell emanates from it. How can we get rid of it?"
No comment need be made on my part.
"[Tired Dad is] not a half-bad writer" - Paul Rose. "Tired Dad can get to fuck" - Alistair Coleman. "You must be thinking of yourself mate" - Richard Herring, in the world's weakest come-back ever.