You Don't Really Want To Ask.
KARCHER SC1020 STEAM CLEANER. Good steam cleaner. New costs £130. Valentine gift from my husband, used only once, not my forte. Durham.
I strongly suspect the back-story is not a happy one.
"[Tired Dad is] not a half-bad writer" - Paul Rose. "Tired Dad can get to fuck" - Alistair Coleman. "You must be thinking of yourself mate" - Richard Herring, in the world's weakest come-back ever.