Sunday, August 07, 2011

Random Unconnected Conversations.

Some time ago:

Thug Colleague: ...Aye so I've got mesell a one terebyte external hard-drive

Me: ...

TG: Filled it with porn, y'knaw.

Me: ...

TG: Aye, in case the internet RUNS OUT.

Me:
...

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Some time earlier...

I'm at work, talking on the phone.

Me:
What do you mean, 'Why are you being horrible'? I'm not being horrible, I'm just being the way I always am. [Pause] What do you mean 'exactly'? Oh yeah, 'exactly'. 'EXACTLY' YOURSELF. Fuck you. Hey. Does your phone do THIS? [Hang up] FUCK!

My boss passes-by at exactly this moment and looks at me with interest.

Me: Oh. It wasn't a business call.

Boss:
Wouldn't surprise me if it was.

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Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Probably a week or so. Whatever.

12 Comments:

Blogger Frances said...

Ha Ha!

8:58 am  
Blogger One Fine Weasel said...

Just wanted you to know, you have introduced the expression 'radge-packet' into my vocabulary and that is a rare and precious gift.

8:58 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sod them all.

Ann Anon

11:13 am  
Blogger Ellie said...

Your boss doesn't sound half bad. Have a good time wherever / whatever you go / you do.

9:16 pm  
Blogger Furtheron said...

Good job you pointed out they were unconected... :-)

Have a good break

8:57 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:08 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop spamming you French twat!

3:16 pm  
Blogger Mr Farty said...

Dammit, I've missed some of your posts. I blame the porn.

Enjoy your being-somewhere-else-ness.

11:35 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop Riotin' 'n Lootin',TD.

I mean it.

Ann Anon

2:12 pm  
Anonymous looby said...

Have a great holiday and remember, most countries's police bash your head in first, then fiddle the investigation later.

4:31 pm  
Blogger Tired Dad said...

Frances: Happy to amuse.

OFW: I can't tell you how pleased I am by that. Really.

Ann: You will one day tell me who you are. YOU WILL.

Ellie: She's pretty good actually. And we'll see.

Furtheron: Hi. I have and I haven't.

Anon: Both of you. Think about what you've done.

Farty: I have no comment. But I have enjoyed MOST of it.

Ann: As. If.

loob: Thanks. It's by no means been a 'holiday' and I've not bothered that 'abroad'.

1:41 am  
Blogger Four Dinners said...

Good week off? Decent broad?....oh...sorry...Abroad...erm...oops

8:42 pm  

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