Random Unconnected Conversations.
Some time ago:
Thug Colleague: ...Aye so I've got mesell a one terebyte external hard-drive
Me: ...
TG: Filled it with porn, y'knaw.
Me: ...
TG: Aye, in case the internet RUNS OUT.
Me: ...
.....................................................................................
Some time earlier...
I'm at work, talking on the phone.
Me: What do you mean, 'Why are you being horrible'? I'm not being horrible, I'm just being the way I always am. [Pause] What do you mean 'exactly'? Oh yeah, 'exactly'. 'EXACTLY' YOURSELF. Fuck you. Hey. Does your phone do THIS? [Hang up] FUCK!
My boss passes-by at exactly this moment and looks at me with interest.
Me: Oh. It wasn't a business call.
Boss: Wouldn't surprise me if it was.
.....................................................................................
Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Probably a week or so. Whatever.
Thug Colleague: ...Aye so I've got mesell a one terebyte external hard-drive
Me: ...
TG: Filled it with porn, y'knaw.
Me: ...
TG: Aye, in case the internet RUNS OUT.
Me: ...
.....................................................................................
Some time earlier...
I'm at work, talking on the phone.
Me: What do you mean, 'Why are you being horrible'? I'm not being horrible, I'm just being the way I always am. [Pause] What do you mean 'exactly'? Oh yeah, 'exactly'. 'EXACTLY' YOURSELF. Fuck you. Hey. Does your phone do THIS? [Hang up] FUCK!
My boss passes-by at exactly this moment and looks at me with interest.
Me: Oh. It wasn't a business call.
Boss: Wouldn't surprise me if it was.
.....................................................................................
Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Probably a week or so. Whatever.
posted by Tired Dad at
12:47 am
10 Comments:
Just wanted you to know, you have introduced the expression 'radge-packet' into my vocabulary and that is a rare and precious gift.
Sod them all.
Ann Anon
Your boss doesn't sound half bad. Have a good time wherever / whatever you go / you do.
Good job you pointed out they were unconected... :-)
Have a good break
Stop spamming you French twat!
Dammit, I've missed some of your posts. I blame the porn.
Enjoy your being-somewhere-else-ness.
Stop Riotin' 'n Lootin',TD.
I mean it.
Ann Anon
Have a great holiday and remember, most countries's police bash your head in first, then fiddle the investigation later.
Frances: Happy to amuse.
OFW: I can't tell you how pleased I am by that. Really.
Ann: You will one day tell me who you are. YOU WILL.
Ellie: She's pretty good actually. And we'll see.
Furtheron: Hi. I have and I haven't.
Anon: Both of you. Think about what you've done.
Farty: I have no comment. But I have enjoyed MOST of it.
Ann: As. If.
loob: Thanks. It's by no means been a 'holiday' and I've not bothered that 'abroad'.
Good week off? Decent broad?....oh...sorry...Abroad...erm...oops
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