Even so. Not a single website or tabloid newspaper in the land yesterday actually had the thought of publishing the headline-
George Micheal Goes Down.
Not one? Seriously.
I would have, but was doing my real job and didn't have time (easy to think of these things 24 hours later I know but I really did) - what is wrong with this country? Because that was a GIFT to any half-decent sub-editor or contributor to snarky websites.
Pull your socks up people.